First off, you should all know that The4ngryG4mer is a die hard Steelers fan. I haven’t been a Steelers fan my entire life, a fact that my Bengal loving friends attempt to bring up every time we knock their asses out of the playoffs and they feel like punching me in the face. I became a Steelers fan the day that Ben was drafted from Miami University (fucking Ohio assholes, we were a University before Florida was even a state!) I grew up a browns fan, and then those cock-smokers decided to move my team to Baltimore, and I disowned them. I had a brief stint in middle school where I wore a Chiefs Starter Jacket (it was all the craze at the time) but I really just liked the jacket, and half heartedly like the Chiefs. If you like another team, that’s great, good for you, but my team is better. Why? Because I said so.
That being said, I would like to address this Patriot-cheating thing. So, first off, I can tell you that, as one who had to watch the Patriots beat our asses in the AFC championship game and consequently stain Ben’s near perfect rookie year, you would think that I am ready to saw off Belicheck’s head like it was a fatwa, but as far as that goes, not really. In fact, I think it would be funny if EA Sports put a “Cheat your ass off” button in next year’s Madden and that move would work extra good against the slow-witted Packers, but not so great against the Jets. Speaking of which, nice work Eric Mangini for pwning your former teacher. All in all though, the Patriots have always been a class act organization. You watch those “inside the NFL” films and they show you things like Tom Brady walking out of Heinz field saying things like “I hate this stadium. Great team though.” See–now THAT is how your suppose to act, like you’ve fucking been there before.
Anyways, back to the cheating thing. So the Pats broke the rules right? And Roger Goodel is supposed to be this hard-ass commissioner that doesn’t allow players or organizations to put the almighty NFL in a bad light, right? Furthermore, we have the media sitting around like the little sister that just tattled on her older brother for getting high in the garage, completely giddy with excitement as she waits to see what daddy is going to do about it. So what is daddy talking about doing? Penalties could include “fine, and/or multiple draft picks”. What a fucking joke. Let me tell you why this is the dumbest idea ever. Fines, yeah, that’s really going to do something. Whatever the $$ amount is, I’m sure Robert Kraft (Pats owner) will be thinking to himself, “Oh darn, now I can’t by that 3rd Yacht I’ve been wanting”. And draft picks? Please…..when you have an organization that star players like Randy Moss will go to and play for pennies on the dollar just to get a chance to wear the same jock strap as Tom Brady while no-one is paying attention, somehow I don’t think that personnel is going to be an issue in the short term.
Why are people so fucking dumb? What is the only thing that even matters in the NFL? Winning. Period. That’s it. Doesn’t matter how you do it, if you win, everything else falls into place. If the NFL really thinks that video taping other teams on the sidelines in an attempt to steal their defensive play signs is such a fucking problem, then why not take away their win against the jets? I can hear the comments now….”Oh…4ngryG4mer….but that’s not fair to the fans…blah blah blah” Ok, well, apparently neither is the Pats video taping coaching signals. I guess the thing that really crawls up my ass in this whole situation is that the media is making such a big deal about it, but they don’t have the balls to call on good old Roger to reach under his skirt, find his pills, and take away the win. It’s like these people that send their kids to their rooms where they can play video games all night when they get grounded. I don’t know how many little brat-noob-bastards that think they are the shit cause they read about some stupid in-game glitch on the internet before anyone else, sitting there ruining my nightly gaming session while they are supposed to be grounded for being the little cock-suckers that they are I have come across in the last 4 years, but let me tell you, it’s way too fucking many!
Sorry, got a little bit side-tracked there, back to the Pats thing… How does taking away a draft pick affect the Romeo Crenels of the NFL, who are sitting there sweating their balls off about next years contract, desperate and willing to do anything for a win? If they get caught, oh-fucking-well, I’ll be gone next year anyways, so really, I’ll just be helping myself when I’m with another team.
Could you people do me a favor? Hurry up an elect me ruler of the earth so things can run more smoothly around here. I’m tired of the stupidity.
